List of Bennett Cerf Quotes

Fame - Anyone Who Says He Doesn't Like It Is Crazy

The Fact That We Don't Read More Books In America Can Be Traced Squarely To The Fact That We Have Newspapers That Are About A Hundred Times As Big As The Newspapers Anywhere Else.

For Me, A Hearty "belly Laugh" Is One Of The Beautiful Sounds In The World.

There Is A Mass Of People, We Might As Well Admit, Who If They Weren't Watching Television, Would Be Doing Absolutely Nothing Else.

The Fundamental Difference Between The Mystery Story And The Ghost Story Is The Fact That A Mystery Demands A Solution For Its Effectiveness; A Ghost Story Is Necessarily Unsolvable; The Reader Must Be Willing To Accept The Fact That Nothing Is Proved.

Everybody Was Being Decent, And When People Are Decent, Thing Work Out For Everybody. That Has Been My Theory All Through Life. If You're Making Money, Let The Other Fellow Make It Too. If Somebody's Getting Hurt, It's Bad, But If You Can Work A Thing Out So That Everybody Profits That's The Ideal Business.

Television, I Love It, Everything That Happened Before Television Lumped Together, Never Caused Folks To Turn On A Street To Stare At Me, Or Waitresses To Ask For Autographs.

Censor: A Self-appointed Snoophound Who Sticks His Nose In Other People's Business.

Tv's Sameness Has Destroyed Many Things, Such As The American Urge Toward Independent Thought.

The Atomic Age Is Here To Stay - But Are We?

I Don't Stutter When I Talk To God. He Loves Me.

Do I Believe In Ghosts? Of Course I Do. So Do You. Deep In The Souls Of The Most Sophisticated Of Us Is Lurking A Fear Of The Supernatural Which All The Discoveries Of Scientists Cannot Eradicate.