List of Jeff Lindsay Quotes

What Do You Want A Clock For?” “to Find Out What Time It Is,” I Said. “i Think That’s The Usual Purpose.

I Enjoyed Watching Good-looking Idiots Looking At Each Other. A Great Spectator Sport.

Nothing Else Loves Me, Or Ever Will. Not Even - Especially - Me. I Know What I Am And That Is Not A Thing To Love.

Been There Done That, Bought The T-shirt" Chapter 2

Me, Feeling. What A Concept.

What To Wear? I Could Think Of No Guidelines On What We Were Wearing This Season To A Party Forced On You To Celebrate An Unwanted Engagement That Might Turn Into A Violent Confrontation With A Vengeful Maniac. Clearly Brown Shoes Were Out, But Beyond That Nothing Really Seemed De Rigueur.

For The First Time I Could Remember, I Felt Weak, Woozy And Stupid— Like A Human-being. Like A Very Small And Helpless Human-being.

I Think That's Nice, And If I Could Have Feelings At All I Would Have Them For Deb.

Could This Be The Apocalypse ?

...my Conscience Has The Same Hard Reality As A Unicorn.

Or Was He Saying, "hi! Wanna Play?" And I Did. Of Course I Did.

I Was Good At Being Charming, One Of My Very Few Vanities.