List of Karl Pilkington Quotes

I Know Who I Am. Bloody Hell, I'm Getting Enough Bills For Karl Pilkington So I Hope I Am Him, 'cos If I'm Not, I Have No Idea Who I'm Paying For

I Mean, I Am Into Nature And Seeing Whales. I Went Whale-watching, And I Was Really Looking Forward To That, But When You See It On Tv And You See Other Programs Do It, You're Seeing Close-ups Of These Massive Creatures, And The Music That's Added Gives You A Certain Feeling.

The Tudors, I Don't Even Know If I Had A Family Back Then.

The Web Is The New Book Though, Innit?

The Poorer People And Criminals Of Mexico Who Are Not Very Religious But Not Quite Atheists, Either, Worship Saint Death.

It's Not Easy Keeping A Diary. You Have To Be Pretty Committed.

Fishing: I Don't Really Like It. I Don't Really Like The Expression On The Fish's Face.

There’s Fish In Here That I’ve Read About That Are So See-through That They’re Invisible. So I Don’t Even Think They Know They Exist.

Stop Looking At The Walls, Look Out The Window.

Knowledge Is Almost Annoying.

I Mean, I Don't Really Go Out At Night In Terms Of Noisy, Busy Places; I Prefer More Of A Quiet Corner Somewhere.

My Brain's Just Full Of Passwords.