A Celebrity, Whatever I Am, You Get

Weed's Not As Bad As Everything Else... 'cause Weed Is A Background Substance. You Know What I Mean, You Can Smoke Some Herb And Still Function. You Ain't Crisp... But You'll Function.

At The Time, I Was Reading This Miles Davis Book, And He Was Talking About Coming To New York Right After He Was In High School. It Kind Of Made Me Feel Like, "yeah." I Didn't Want To Go To College; I Wanted To Do Stand-up. And I Figured, "what's The Point Of Doing Stand-up Around Dc? I'm Always Going To Be Under-appreciated There Because I Started There." I Felt Like I Was Strong Enough And Unique Enough That I Should Give It A Big Leash To Shine. New York Was The Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me As A Comedian.

Fame For Me Is Like A Place, A Country I'm Taking A Tour Through.

I Have Angst In My Life, But I'm Like Anybody. We All Have Angst In Our Lives That We Pick Up And Fidget With And Then We Put Down And Look At Some Other Things That Make Us Feel Good Or Enjoy Our Lives.

No One Wants To Get Their Ass Beat To A Soundtrack.