A Dear Friend Of Mine Once Told

My Crotch Is Like Scrambled Eggs

Music Is Love, Love Is Music, Music Is Life, And I Love My Life. Thank You And Good Night.

No Matter Who You Are Or What You Do, There Will Always Be Some People Who Don't Like You

I Am Already Experiencing Something Better Than Being A Pop Star And That's Being A Father. It's The Best Job In The World. A Lot Of Work, But A Lot Of Fun.

But People Who Really Know Me, Know That I Am Not A Bad Boy At Heart I Am A Big Teddy Bear.