A First-rate Marriage Is Like A First-rate

People Keep Telling Us About Their Love Affairs, When What We Really Want To Know Is How Much Money They Make And How They Manage On It.

The Ideal Home: Big Enough For You To Hear The Children, But Not Very Well.

The Marriage Of Convenience Has This To Recommend It: We Are Better Judges Of Convenience Than We Are Of Love.

Men Gossip Less Than Women, But Mean It.

We Work For Praise, And Dawdle Once We Have It.