A James Cagney Love Scene Is One

Everyone's Nervous These Days. Ronald Mcdonald Has Hired Six Bodyguards, And That's Just To Protect His Buns.

With Today's Movies, If We Took Out All The Bad Language, We'd Go Back To Silent Films.

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.

Following His Doctor's Orders, Nikita (khrushchev) Has Cut His Drinking In Half. He's Leaving Out The Water.

Miniskirts Have Become Quite A Fad. They're Even Some Guys Wearing Them. Don't Laugh, If You Had Thought To Of That, You'd Not Be Here Now.