A Lottery Is A Tax On Stupidity.

Diplomacy, N.: The Patriotic Art Of Lying For One's Country.

All Are Lunatics, But He Who Can Analyze His Delusions Is Called A Philosopher.

Truth Is So Good A Thing That Falsehood Can Not Afford To Be Without It.

Scriptures - The Sacred Books Of Our Holy Religion, As Distinguished From The False And Profane Writings On Which All Other Faiths Are Based.

The Circus A Place Where Horses, Ponies And Elephants Are Permitted To See Men, Women And Children Acting The Fool.