Adversity Is Sometimes Hard Upon A Man;

The Only Thing Worse Than Watching A Bad Movie Is Being In One.

I Get Tired Of Playing A Guy Who Gets Into A Fight, Then Starts Singing To The Guy He's Just Beat Up.

If You Talk In Your Sleep, Don't Mention My Name. If You Walk In Your Sleep, Forget Where You Came.

When You Get Down To The Nitty Gritty, Isn't It A Pity That In This Big City Not One Little Bitty Man Will Admit That He Could Have Been A Little Wrong.

The Road To Love Is Full Of Danger Signs.