Again, I Lay Awake, And I Cried

Whether It Be Beyonce Or Justin Bieber, We See Singers Who Have Absolutely Nothing To Offer Anyone As They Walk Off Stage Clutching Three Grammys In Each Hand.

This Position I've Held ... It Pays May Way And It Corrodes My Soul.

I Wish That Prince Charles Had Been Shot. I Think It Would Have Made The World A More Interesting Place.

Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me. No Hope, No Harm; Just Another False Alarm.

I Never Enjoyed Life In My Twenties, Not One Minute Of It. It Was A Test Of Endurance That I'm Surprised I Survived. Professionally, Of Course, I Was Doing Very Well But Personally It Couldn't Have Been Worse Or More Difficult For Me If I'd Been Living In A Mud Hut In Leeds.