All I Ask Is For Powerful People

You Know What's Really Frightening? You (jon Stewart) Actually Have An Influence On This Presidential Election. That Is Scary, But It's True. You've Got Stoned Slackers Watching Your Dopey Show Every Night And They Can Vote.

In The "personal Story" Segment Tonight, The State Of Oregon Is Extremely Liberal In Its State Government And Judicial System.that State Has Lenient Drug Laws, Including Wide Access To Medical Marijuana.

On The Policy Front, I Just Believe That Barack Obama Was Misguided. That He Somehow Sees This Country As Being In Need Of A Drastic Overhaul. What He Tried To Do Actually Hurt The Country Rather Than Helped It And The Best Example Is Obamacare. It's A Good Idea To Insure People Who Can't Or Won't Buy Insurance But You Can't Punish The Working Class To Make It Happen, Which He Did. Now Everybody's Paying Higher Premiums And More Deductibles That's Coming Out Of Working People's Pockets And That's One Of The Reasons That His Legacy Has Been Refuted.

To This Culture Warrior, Gay Marriage Is Not A Vital Issue. I Don't Believe The Republic Will Collapse If Larry Marries Brendan. However, It Is Clear That Most Americans Want Heterosexual Marriage To Maintain Its Special Place In American Society. And As Long As Gays Are Not Penalized In The Civil Arena, I Think The Folks Should Make The Call At The Ballot Box. Traditional Marriage Is Widely Seen As A Social Stabilizer, And I Believe That Is True.

In Primetime Cable Television Today, The Anchor Or Anchors, With An "s", Have To Drive The Hour. The Anchor Has To Be Skilled Enough To Take It Over. So If I Find That It's Getting Boring Or I'm Not Getting Information I Want, I'll Take It Over. I'll Do A Soliloquy, I'll Ask An Outrageous Question, I'll Wave My Arms In The Air, I'll Lift It Myself. It's Like A Quarterback That's Back To Pass And Nobody's Open.