All One Has To Do To Get One's Stuff In The Congressional Record Is To Find A Stenographer That Can Stay Awake Long Enough To Take It Down. Then You Mark In The 'applause' And 'laughter' Parts Yourself.

-Will Rogers

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All One Has To Do To Get

Will Rogers

All One Has To Do To Get One's Stuff In The Congressional Record Is To Find A Stenographer That Can Stay Awake Long Enough To Take It Down. Then You Mark In The 'applause' And 'laughter' Parts Yourself.

Topic

Laughter

America

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There Have Been Three Great Inventions Since The Beginning Of Time: Fire, The Wheel, And Central Banking.

Wisdom

Fire

Politics