An Amicable Divorce Is Like A Ventilated

... Life Is Broken Down Into These Stages: You're Born And You Don't Know How Anything Works; Gradually You Find Out How Everything Works; Technology Evolves And Slowly There Are A Few Things You Can't Work; At The End, You Don't Know How Anything Works.

Thirty, I Really Like You But I Still Have To See Other People.

All Men Look At Dr. Ruth And Wonder How She Has Gained All That Sexual Experience.

Someday I Want To Be Rich. Some People Get So Rich They Lose All Respect For Humanity. That's How Rich I Want To Be.

You Know It's Love When You Want To Keep Holding Hands Even After You're Sweaty.