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Instead Of Giving Money To Found Colleges To Promote Learning, Why Don't They Pass A Constitutional Amendment Prohibiting Anybody From Learning Anything? If It Works As Good As The Prohibition One Did, Why, In Five Years We Would Have The Smartest Race Of People On Earth.

I Am Not A Member Of Any Organized Political Party. I Am A Democrat.

Don't Wait To Buy Land, Buy Land And Wait. Find Out Where The People Are Going And Buy The Land Before They Get There.

Don't Squat With Your Spurs On.

Steak On The Plate Went Up. Steak On The Hoof Went Down.