Bones Mend. Regret Stays With You Forever.

When Someone Writes Something Dazzlingly Brilliant, People Want To Imitate It. The Result Is A Lot Of Less-than-brilliant Knock-offs. Elves, Dwarves, Goblin Army, Cursed Ring, Evil Sorcerer. Tolkien Did It. It Rocked. Let's Move On. Let's Do Something New.

Good Lord Woman. If I Had Tits Like Yours I'd Own Half The World By Now.

Generally My Favorite Remarks Always Come From My Readers. I've Had People Say My Books Made Them Laugh, Or Cry, Or That It Frightened Them Late At Night.

I Need You To Breathe For Me.

Feel Free To Call Me By My First Name: Master.