Bores Put You In A Mental Cemetery

Laugh At Yourself First, Before Anyone Else Can.

Good Manners - The Longer I Live The More Convinced I Am Of It - Are A Priceless Insurance Against Failure And Loneliness. And Anyone Can Have Them.

Most Rich People Are The Poorest People I Know.

[on The British Museum:] It Was Manifestly Impossible To Read All The Books In That Huge, Gloomy Structure, But I Made A Good Try And Accumulated A Fund Of Useless Information Guaranteed To Cast A Pall Over Any Dinner Table.

Keep Your Talent In The Dark And You'll Never Be Insulted.