Bruce Benedict Is So Slow He'd Finish

When We Win, I'm So Happy I Eat A Lot. When We Lose, I'm So Depressed, I Eat A Lot. When We're Rained Out, I'm So Disappointed I Eat A Lot.

I Was Glad To See Italy Win. All The Guys On The Team Were Italians.

You Have Got To Love What You're Doing. No Matter What It Is. Whatever You Undertake In Life, If You Don't Love It, And You Don't Enjoy It, You Are Making A Big Mistake. You Have Got To Love What You Are Doing. You Have To Appreciate What You Are Getting, And You Have To Do It To The Best Of Your Ability.

No Matter How Good You Are, You're Going To Lose One-third Of Your Games. No Matter How Bad You Are You're Going To Win One-third Of Your Games. It's The Other Third That Makes The Difference.

I Love Doubleheaders. That Way I Get To Keep My Uniform On Longer.