By Hook Or By Crook This Peril

Being Popular Is The Most Important Thing In The World!

It Is Better To Watch People Do Stuff Than To Do Stuff.

Bursts As A Wave That From The Clouds Impends, And Swell'd With Tempests On The Ship Descends; White Are The Decks With Foam; The Winds Aloud Howl O'er The Masts, And Sing Through Every Shroud: Pale, Trembling, Tir'd, The Sailors Freeze With Fears; And Instant Death On Every Wave Appears.

It Is Equally Offensive To Speed A Guest Who Would Like To Stay And To Detain One Who Is Anxious To Leave.

I'm Not A Bath Man Myself. More Of A Cologne Man.