Doing Nothing Gives Me Great Pleasure. And

I Hated The Royal Wedding.

Not Everybody Is Absolutely Stupid. Why On Earth Would I Be Racist, What Would I Be Trying To Achieve?

I Think We Were All Initially Swept Along With The Obama Win, But He's Proven To Be Simply A Set Of Teeth, And Useless In Every Other Regard.

I Would Rather Eat My Own Testicles Than Reform The Smiths, And That's Saying Something For A Vegetarian.

The Passing Of Time And All Of Its Crimes Is Making Me Sad Again. The Passing Of Time And All Of Its Sickening Crimes Is Making Me Sad Again. But Don't Forget The Songs That Made You Cry And The Songs That Saved Your Life.. Yes, You're Older Now And You're A Clever Swine. But They Were The Only Ones Who Ever Stood By You