Email, Instant Messaging, And Cell Phones Give

An Act Of Justice Closes The Book On A Misdeed; An Act Of Vengeance Writes One Of Its Own

The Difference Between America And England Is That The English Think 100 Miles Is A Long Distance And The Americans Think 100 Years Is A Long Time. The Difference Between An Autobiography And An Unauthorized Biography Is Like The Difference Between An Account Of Your Life Written By Your Mother And One Written By Your Mother-in-law.

Learn At Least Two Classic Ballroom Dances, At Least One Of Them Latin.

Spending Waiting Moments Doing Crossword Puzzles Or Reading A Book You Brought Yourself.

At First, I Only Laughed At Myself. Then I Noticed That Life Itself Is Amusing. I've Been In A Generally Good Mood Ever Since.