Every Generation Has Someone Who Steps Outside

I Have Lived A Carnal Life.

I Look For Women I Know Are Gonna Bust Me Up Good. Come On, Man, Who Can Resist That? Who Can Resist That Emotional Pain? Yeah, They All Have The Same Line, They're So Sweet: I'm Not Gonna Hurt You Like All The Others. Really I'm Not. I'm Gonna Introduce You To A Whole New Level Of Pain!

You Know What The Problem Is With World Hunger? We've Been Sending Them Food.

I Don't Worry About Terrorism. I Was Married For Two Years.

My View Of Life Is, 'if You're Going To Miss Heaven, Why Miss It By Two Inches? Miss It!