Every Land Or Property Owner In America

In Washington, One Man Could Do What Ten Of Them Do. Things Kinder Run Themselves, Anyhow.

Every Gag I Tell Must Be Based On Truth. No Matter How Much I May Exaggerate It, It Must Have A Certain Amount Of Truth.... Now Rumor Travels Faster, But It Don't Stay Put As Long As Truth.

Things In Our Country Run In Spite Of Government, Not By Aid Of It.

Both Political Parties Have Their Good Times And Bad Times, Only They Have Them At Different Times.

If You Get To Thinking You're A Person Of Some Influence, Try Ordering Somebody Else's Dog Around.