Everybody Wants To Be Loved By Everybody,

If Anybody Ever Tries To Do An Investigative Report On A Journalist, Much Like The Kind And The Way A Journalist Would Do On A Public Figure, Have You Ever Seen A Stuck Pig? Because That's What The Journalist Looks Like.

When The Pop Culture Is Littered With Tv Shows That Portray Men As Rapists, Brutes And Predators And Women As The Never Ending Victims No Matter How Much Power They Acquire, No Matter How Much The Decks Are Stacked In Their Favor Politically, They're Still Portrayed As Weak And Victims And Not Fairly Paid And So Forth. And All Men Want To Do Is Get Along.

I Will Be The First To Admit That Getting Votes And Getting An Audience Are Two Different Things. For Example, A Politician Really Can't Be Elected If He's Hated By Half The People. A Talk Show Host, However, Can Be An Overwhelming National Phenomenon While Being Hated By Half The People.

The Ticket Out Of The Depression Was An Education, A College Degree. It Really Didn't Matter If You Knew Anything. You Just Had To Have The Degree. My Dad, Up Until The Last Two Years Of His Life, Thought He Had Failed Miserably With Me 'cause I Didn't Go To College. I Mean, You've Seen Postgame Interviews With The Star Of The Game And The Players Always Talk About How Proud His Parents Are Because He's The First Guy In His Family Ever To Attend College. I'm The First In My Family Not To! I'm The First Of My Family Not To Have A Degree. It's Thrown Everybody For A Loop.

Most Of My Critics Don't Even Listen To Me; They Are Clueless. They Just Go To Web Sites That Report What I Say Out Of Context.