Gerry Ford Is Easy To Spot On

The Firm Is Really Ahead Of The Times. It Has A Stock Market Ticker That Prints Its Report On Thin Aspirins.

Golf Is My Real Profession. Entertainment Is Just A Sideline. I Tell Jokes To Pay My Greens Fees.

Everybody Is Afraid They Won't Have Any Money After They Die, But Jack Benny Discovered A Way To Take It With Him. He Had His Appendix Taken Out And A Piggy Bank Put In.

A Bank Is A Place That Will Lend You Money If You Can Prove That You Don't Need It.

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.