Happiness Is Lost By Criticizing It; Sorrow

Guillotine, N. A Machine Which Makes A Frenchman Shrug His Shoulders With Good Reason.

Elegy, N. A Composition In Verse, In Which, Without Employing Any Of The Methods Of Humor, The Writer Aims To Produce In The Reader's Mind The Dampest Kind Of Dejection.

Age Is Provident Because The Less Future We Have The More We Fear It.

Talk, V.t. To Commit An Indiscretion Without Temptation, From An Impulse Without Purpose.

Electricity Is The Power That Causes All Natural Phenomena Not Known To Be Caused By Something Else