He's One Of Those Christmas Eve Guys.

The Wind Always Seems To Blow Against Catchers When They Are Running.

Not Only Was I Not The Best Catcher In The Major Leagues, I Wasn't Even The Best Catcher On My Street!

You Really Have To Be Some Kind Of A Creep For A Dog To Reject You.

I Know A Baseball Star Who Wouldn't Report The Theft Of His Wife's Credit Cards Because The Thief Spends Less Than She Does.

Don't Be Afraid To Fail. Experience Is Just Mistakes You Don't Make Anymore.