Human Existence Is An Error...it Is Bad

It Is Only A Man's Own Fundamental Thoughts That Have Truth And Life In Them.

Our First Ideas Of Life Are Generally Taken From Fiction Rather Than Fact.

Two Chinamen Visiting Europe Went To The Theatre For The First Time. One Of Them Occupied Himself With Trying To Understand The Theatrical Machinery, Which He Succeeded In Doing. The Other, Despite His Ignorance Of The Language, Sought To Unravel The Meaning Of The Play. The Former Is Like The Astronomer, The Latter The Philosopher.

Most Men Are So Thoroughly Subjective That Nothing Really Interests Them But Themselves.

I've Never Known Any Trouble Than An Hour's Reading Didn't Assuage.