I Am A Believer In Punctuality Though

Human Nature Is Rarely So Amusing As When Trying To Get A House Off Its Hands. Women At This Task Can Be Untruthful Enough, But Their Untruth Lacks The Infusion Of Candor Which A Skillful Male Liar Can Introduce.

What Kind Of Life A Dog . . . Acquires. I Have Sometimes Tried To Imagine By Kneeling Or Lying Full Length On The Ground And Looking Up. The World Then Becomes Strangely Incomplete; One Sees Little But Legs.

Nothing Is So Boring As Having To Keep Up A Deception.

Every Cat Is Really The Most Beautiful Woman In The Room.

To Set But A Low Value Upon Toast Is To Expose One's Deficiencies In Right Appreciation.