I Built A Jail In My Closet

Oftentimes, Even As A Little Kid, I Would Get Up Before Anyone Else. My Brother Would Still Be Sleeping, My Mom Would Still Be Sleeping, So I Would Literally Play 'monopoly' By Myself. I Would Play Board Games; I Would Do Things By Myself.

Handling A Painful Situation In A Comedic Way Is Truly The Funniest. That Is Extremely Real To Me And Not Kind Of Clownish. There Is A Thin Line Though; You Can't Overdo It.

You Have To Listen A Lot, And You Have To Be Open And Ready To Adjust To Anything. It Kind Of Provides A Framework That You Use All The Time. You Never Really Shut Off That Part Of Your Brain When You're Doing Something. It's Invaluable To Have.

I Always Just Forced Myself To Do Crazy Things In Public. In College I Would Push An Overhead Projector Across Campus With My Pants Just Low Enough To Show My Butt. Then My Friend Would Incite The Crowd To Be Like, 'look At That Idiot!' That's How I Got Over Being Shy.

I've Always Wanted To Sail Around The World In A Handmade Boat. And I Built A Boat. I Had A Boat Built For Me, I Mean, And My Second Day Out To Sea I Realized That (a) I'm Not A Sailor, And (b) I Have No Knowledge Of Basic Navigation.