I Don't Go For This Auto-cannibalism. Very

Everyone Praises Sachin Tendulkar. He May Be A Genius In His Own Right But In My Book, Rahul Dravid Is The Artist. Dravid's Defence Tactics, His Strokes, His Cuts, His Grace Are Truly Amazing. I'd Like To Meet The Chap Sometime And Take My Hat Off To Him.

Irish Women Are Always Carrying Water On Their Heads, And Always Carrying Their Husbands Home From Pubs. Such Things Are The Greatest Posture-builders In The World.

George Eliot Is My Only Steady Girlfriend. We Go To Bed Together Every Night.

I'm Not Working-class: I Come From The Criminal Classes.

I Have No Memories I'm Prepared To Share With You.