I Don't Really Like Surprises. Not Big

Fishing: I Don't Really Like It. I Don't Really Like The Expression On The Fish's Face.

Normally You Can't Hear You're Own Voice Because You're Talking Over It.

Every Step Starts With A Step.

I Know Who I Am. Bloody Hell, I'm Getting Enough Bills For Karl Pilkington So I Hope I Am Him, 'cos If I'm Not, I Have No Idea Who I'm Paying For

People Always Tell Me I'm Going To Regret Not Having Kids. But What If I Have One And Then I Regret Having It? Has Anyone Thought Of That Option?