I Don't Think There's Hardly A Comic

I Used To Go To The Library All The Time When I Was Kid. As A Teenager, I Got A Book On How To Write Jokes At The Library, And That, In Turn, Launched My Comedy Career.

Oh, You Hate Your Job? Why Didn't You Say So? There's A Support Group For That. It's Called Everybody, And They Meet At The Bar.

I Had No Problem Going Into Retirement Mode, ... I Do What Other Retired Guys Do. I Putter Around The House And Travel.

I Just Liked Stand-up Comedy So Much. I Used To Memorize Bill Cosby Albums And Other People's Albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.

I Loved The Old Stories In National Lampoon, Like The Original Story The Movie Vacation Was Based On. I Used To Laugh At Them Until I Cried.