I Finally Had A Ship Tattooed To

My House Used To Be Haunted, But The Ghosts Haven't Been Back Since The Night I Tried On All My Wigs.

I'd Love To Slit My Mother-in-law's Corsets And Watch Her Spread To Death.

Religion Is Such A Medieval Idea. Don't Get Me Started. I Have Thought About Every Facet Of Religion, And I Can't Buy Any Of It.

Every Time I Go Near The Stove, The Dog Howls.

I Got My First Laugh When My Mother Entered Me In A Baby Contest.