I Had The Privilege Of Having Two

Take A Microphone Out Of My Hands, And I'm Just Plain Folks.

The Critics - How Come You Never See Any Of Them On Tv?

It Was A Big Story And Yesterday's Soup. Who Cares?

These Days, You Have To Have A Gimmick To Do The Weather. You Have To Have An Act.

If I Go Down In For Anything In History, I Would Like To Be Known As The Person Who Convinced The American People That Catfish Is One Of The Finest Eating Fishes In The World.