I Have A Ton Of Holocaust Stuff,

That Still Feels Like The Most Accurate Description - I Felt Homesick, But I Was Home.

If We Can Send A Person To The Moon, We Can Send Someone With Aids To The Moon, And Then Someday We Can Send Everybody With Aids To The Moon.

It's Really Stupid To Defend Your Own Jokes. That Is For Other People To Do If They Choose To.

Jews, Black People - Any People Who Are Hated Or Who Have Suffered, Either As Individuals Or As A People - Use Humour. It Is A Survival Skill.

She, Uh, Came Out Of The Closet Recently, My Niece. Um... She Announced To The Family That She's A Lesbian And... She's Seven, Did I Mention That? And, Uh, I Don't Even Know If She Knows What A Lesbian Is, But I Support Her Completely. And, Uh... I'll Tell You What's Heartbreaking. My Sister Punished Her For It. Can You Believe That? No Pussy For A Week. Which To Us May Not Sound Like... But When You're Seven, You Know, A Week Is A Long Time.