I Know That Oswald Killed Kennedy. Now,

Saddam Hussein... I Believe Is Involved With This World Trade Center And Pentagon Bombing. I Believe That You're Going To Find Out That Money From Iraq Flowed In And Helped This Happen.

Do The Atheists In Wisconsin Realize They're Going To Hell? Did You Ask Them That?

Get Punctual, Bring Energy And Creativity To Your Work, And Stay With A Project Until It's Completed (and Then Double-check The Results). These Habits Will Make You Indispensable.

Tom Hanks Is A Huge Superstar. And People Tell Me He's A Very Nice Guy, Not Arrogant, Not An Entitlement Guy. But Very Quietly, Mr. Hanks Has Become A Left-wing Power Player In Hollywood.

You Could Put On Monkeys Jumping Up And Down And Get Bigger Numbers Than Msnbc.