I Like Newspapers. Maybe The Ipad Is

I Am Very Boring, But It Has Allowed Me To Survive Better Than Other People. If You Don't Drink, You Don't Smoke, And You Don't Do Drugs, And You're Not Missing It And Never Even Wanted It, And You Sleep For Seven Hours. I Tell You, Life Is Quite Pleasant.

T-shirts For Ten Dollars Are Even More Fashion Today Than Expensive Fashion.

There Is No Marriage, Yet, For Human Beings And Animals. I Never Thought That I Would Fall In Love Like This With A Cat.

Everything I Say Is A Joke. I Am A Joke Myself.

These Are Fat Mummies Sitting With Their Bags Of Crisps In Front Of The Television, Saying That Thin Models Are Ugly. Fashion Is About Dreams And Illusions, And No One Wants To See Round Women.