I Like The Transience Of Klimt Paintings.

Two Thousand Years Ago, The Holy Family Had A Ramble From Nazareth To Bethlehem - In Much The Same Way As I'm Having A Ramble From Norwich To Swaffham. Although I'm Not Comparing Myself To Jesus - I Don't Want To Get Bogged Down In That Whole Controversy Again.

When You See A Crowd Of People Jumping Up And Down At A Pop Concert, All Gloriously In The Moment, I Don't Think You'll Ever See A Comedian There. They'll All Be Standing At The Sides, Looking At How It All Fits Together.

I Don't Like New Bands. I Don't Want To Be One Of Those Pathetic Old Men In Their Forties Who Knows Exactly What 18-year-olds Are Into.

I Don't Like Big Feet. It Reminds Me Of Gammon.

Even Great People Are Always Slightly Disappointing, Which Is Generally What Makes Them Interesting.