I Once Heard Two Ladies Going On

I'm Learning Cuban. It's Like Spanish, But With Fewer Words For Luxury Items.

I've Always Kind Of Pushed The Envelope In Terms Of Trying To Get Away With Things No One Else Was Going Near. I Always Thought Of Myself Like A Mouse Trying To Get Cheese That No One Else Could Get Without Getting Their Tail Snipped Off.

I Have A Lot More Things To Talk About Now Because I'm An Adult.

I Don't Have To Tell You Folks About Scuba Diving. So, That'll Save Some Time.

I Got A Letter From The Irs. Apparently I Owe Them $800. So I Sent Them A Letter Back. I Said, If You'll Remember, I Fastened My Return With A Paper Clip, Which According To Your Very Own Latest Government Pentagon Spending Figures Will More Than Make Up For The Difference.