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The Trouble With Our Praying Is, We Just Do It As A Means Of Last Resort.

I Bet Any Sunday Could Be Made As Popular At Church As Easter Is If You Made 'em Fashion Shows Too. The Audience Is So Busy Looking At Each Other That The Preacher Just As Well Recite Gunga Din.

Money And Women Are The Most Sought After And The Least Known About Of Any Two Things We Have.

You Could Transfer Congress Over To Run Standard Oil Or General Motors, And They Would Have Both Things Bankrupt In Two Years.

The French Couldn't Hate Us Any More Unless We Helped 'em Out In Another War.