I Regarded Our Progress Merely As An

Thinking Is The Hardest Work We Do.

As A Young Man, I Was Very Interested In How People Lived In Earlier Times; How They Got From Place To Place, Lighted Their Homes, Cooked Their Meals And So On. So I Went To The History Books. Well, I Could Find Out All About Kings And Presidents; But I Could Learn Nothing Of Their Everyday Lives. So I Decided That History Is Bunk.

Old Men Are Always Advising Young Men To Save Money. That Is Bad Advice. Don't Save Every Nickel. Invest In Yourself. I Never Saved A Dollar Until I Was Forty Years Old.

Writing Is The Only Profession Where Nobody Considers You Ridiculous If You Earn No Money. Money Is Like An Arm Or A Leg; Use It Or Lose It.

Whether You Think You Can, Or You Think You Can't, You Still Have To File Your 990 Each Year.