I Want To Do An 'extreme Makeover'

When You're Onstage, It's Important To Try And Feel Some Type Of Therapy In Getting The Material Out, Because Then You Don't Leave The Stage So Tired. If You're Onstage And You're Doing The Same Routine Over And Over, Then It Gets Monotonous. You Want To Be Able To Try To Get To The Truth Constantly, And I Think The More You Do That, The Easier It Is.

America's Most Wanted? I Love It When There's A Guy In The Back Seat Pounding His Head On The Plexiglas. That To Me Is The Best.

I Think As A Standup Performer You Have To Feel The Audience. So The Audience Kind Of Dictates What They Get, You Know?

Everywhere I Go, People Know Who I Am.

Well, The Best Part About Stand-up Is That You Control Everything. Period. When You Work In Movies, Or On Tv Shows, There Are 50 Other People Involved. And It's Hard, Man. They Brainwash You To Think You're Doing The Right Thing.