I Was Never Interested In Being A

Sugar-free Ice Pops Are An Invention Of God. They Hardly Have Any Calories Since They're Mostly Water. I Eat About 15 Pops Every Two Days.

Never Negotiate With Kids. They Don't Have Life Experience, And They Don't Have Repercussions For Bad Decisions; They Still Get Fed And Housed.

I Have Sold My Soul To The Devil.

Anybody Who Picks Up A Guitar And Tells You That There's Some Inner Message That They're Trying To Convey... It's Nonsense. They're Not Being Honest. The Reason They're Doing This Is They Wanna Get Lots Of Chicks And They Don't Want To Work For A Living.

I'd Like To Think That The Boring Lady Who's Talking To Me Now Is A Lot Sexier And More Interesting Than The One Who's Doing Npr. You Know, Studious And Reserved, And - I Bet You're A Lot Of Fun At A Party.