I Went Through Baseball As A Player

Nolan Ryan Is Pitching Much Better Now That He Has His Curve Ball Straightened Out.

Baseball Is A Game Of Race, Creed, And Color. The Race Is To First Base. The Creed Is The Rules Of The Game. The Color? Well, The Home Team Wears White Uniforms, And The Visiting Team Wears Gray.

I Guess You Don't Really Own A Dog, You Rent Them, And You Have To Be Thankful That You Had A Long Lease.

Don't Be Afraid To Fail. Experience Is Just Mistakes You Don't Make Anymore.

I Know A Baseball Star Who Wouldn't Report The Theft Of His Wife's Credit Cards Because The Thief Spends Less Than She Does.