I Will Do Comedy Until The Day

Paparazzi Need More Flattering Lenses.

I've Made Mistakes, And I Know Why I Made Them, But I Made That Choice. Nobody's Ever Made A Choice For Me.

I Used To Be An Optimist, But Now I Know That Nothing Is Going To Turn Out As I Expect.

Women Are Like Ovens. We Need 5 To 15 Minutes To Heat Up.

I'm One Of Those People Who Knows How Lucky She Is. And Every Day, I Look Around The House, And I Count My Blessings. They're All There Under That Roof.