I Wonder How They Deal With Mice

I Think Cats Would Have An Even Worse Attitude If They Found Out How Stupid Their Names Were.

The Key To Life Is Balance, Especially If You Are On A Ledge.

I Tend To Avoid Televisions, Politics, And Places With Velvet Ropes.

We Do Not Allow Dwarf Tossing. If You Toss A Dwarf, The Dwarf Will Be Tossed Right Back At You, But Faster.

Glitter Is The Herpes Of Craft Supplies.