I Won't Insult Your Intelligence By Suggesting

Why Does Baloney Avoid The Grinder?

When It Is Not Possible To Reason With Holy Warriors, It Is Necessary To Immobilize Them Or Crush Them.

You Cannot Paint The Mona Lisa By Assigning One Dab Each To A Thousand Painters.

Old Ladies Photographed By Cbs Who Announced That They Would Die Of Malnutrition If Reagan's Bill Were Passed Could Probably Have Saved Themselves Their Impending Penury By The Simple Device Of Applying To The American Federation Of Television And Radio Artists For Scale Every Time They Were Featured By Dan Rather Or Whoever.

Bobby Kennedy And Nelson Rockefeller Are Having A Row, Ostensibly Over The Plight Of New York's Mentally Retarded, A Loose Definition Of Which Would Include Everyone In New York Who Voted For Bobby Kennedy Or Nelson Rockefeller.