If It Is Ever Your Misfortune To

The Decay Of The Late, Great Country Of South Africa Is Beginning To Become Apparent. The Name Of The Transvaal Has Been Officially Changed To 'gauteng.' (one Of Our Friends Has Suggested That In View Of This Its Inhabitants In The Future Should Be Referred To As Oranggautengs.) ... And Now There Is A Move Afoot To Wreck The Kruger National Park, One Of The Wonders Of The World, On The Notion That A Good Bit Of Its Land Was 'taken From The Blacks.' This Idea Is Somewhat Akin To Giving Yellowstone Park Back To The Blackfeet.

The Only Acceptable Response To The Threat Of Lethal Violence Is Immediate And Savage Counterattack. If You Resist, You Just May Get Killed. If You Don't Resist You Almost Certainly Will Get Killed. It Is A Tough Choice, But There Is Only One Right Answer.

It Is Okay To Cut Your Wife's Throat As Long As You Are Rich, Famous—and Black.

There Ain't Many Troubles That A Man Caint Fix With Seven Hundred Dollars And A Thirty Ought Six.

We Are Somewhat Amused By The Hysteria Manifest In The Press At The Suggestion By Gordon Liddy That If One Is Menaced By Bad Guys (particularly The Ninja) One Is Wise To Shoot For The Head. That Statement Has Got A Whole Bunch Of Journalists And Commentators Bleeding From The Nose. One Wonders Why It Should. Where Else Should You Shoot A Man If He Is Probably Wearing An Armored Vest? If You Decide To Shoot You Have Made The Big Decision. Where You Place Your Shot Is Merely A Technical Matter.