If Marriage Were Only Bed, We Could

A Career Is Wonderful, But You Can't Curl Up With It On A Cold Night.

Sometimes I've Been To A Party Where No One Spoke To Me For A Whole Evening. The Men, Frightened By Their Wives Or Sweeties, Would Give Me A Wide Berth. And The Ladies Would Gang Up In A Corner To Discuss My Dangerous Character.

I'm A Failure As A Woman. My Men Expect So Much Of Me, Because Of The Image They've Made Of Me- And That I've Made Of Myself- As A Sex Symbol. They Expect Bells To Ring And Whistles To Whistle, But My Anatomy Is The Same As Any Other Woman's And I Can't Live Up To It.

If Your Man Is A Sports Enthusiast, You May Have To Resign Yourself To His Spouting Off In A Monotone On A Prize Fight, Football Game Or Pennant Race.

If A Man Doesn't Want You At Your Worst, Then He Sure As Hell Doesn't Deserve You At Your Best.