If You Can’t Do Anything About It,

Always Keep A Smile. I Attribute My Long Life To That. I Believe I Will Die Laughing. That's Part Of My Program.

I Wait For Death And Journalists.

[on Being The Oldest Living Human Being:] God Must Have Forgotten Me.

When I'm Laid In My Coffin, I Want You To Put A Picture Of My Grandchild To The Right Of Me And And A Picture Of My Daughter To My Left. That Way They Will Be Buried With Me.

My Sight Is Bad, My Hearing Is Bad, I Feel Bad, But I Don't Suffer, I Don't Complain.